Nate in the living room saying "Bang Bang" over and over again at 7:00 AM.
Me: Nate? It's going to be a long day since we can't go outside. Can you please not say Bang Bang all day?
Nate: Bang Bang!
Me: Help me. Did I not just ask you not to say Bang Bang??
Nate: Yes, you did. But you said "all day" not "right now"
Oh my son, the king of technicalities.
Noticing that Nate does not have a shirt on, just his undershirt.
Me: Nate? Where is your shirt?
Nate: I wrote on it with permanent marker.
Me: Awesome. At least you are honest.
Around 10:30 AM. Both kids screaming, both parents trying to work. Scott looking at me in all seriousness.
Scott: You think the Post is open today?
In case you don't know, the Post is our local bar.
Here's wishing for Spring to come!
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