Y'all know how your 2 year old gets up at 5:15 AM some days? Oh you don't have one of those? I'll lend you mine.
I'm turning into my mother. If I had a nickel for every time I said "Keep your hands, feet, words, and eyes to yourself," I'd be rich. Paybacks are hell.
Lila wants to have Hello Kitty on her birthday cake this year. Guess we'd better work on her not calling it Hell Kitty between now and then.
Sometimes my kids make me want to say not so nice words. So I've been saying "For the love of all good things" instead. It helps release some steam. And will make a funny story for them later. Remember all those times mom said FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GOOD THINGS??
There was a silence during the Monsters University movie after one of the characters had said something embarrassing. In the silence of the movie theater packed with kids and their parents, my child said "AWKward" really loud. Yes, it was awkward. Thanks for that.
I'm not really a germ-a-phobe but I do use my foot to flush public toilets. I don't even think about it. Apparently, this made an impression on Lila who stands on her stool and flushes our home toilet with her foot. I assure her it's clean, but flushing with your hand wouldn't be nearly as fun, Mom.
You have not lived until your 2-year old announces to all the mothers in earshot at the pool that she has just pottied in the pool. Uh-huh. Fun times. I might have been guilty of also telling my other child not to put the pool water in his mouth because his sister JUST PEED IN IT. Oh the humility of motherhood.
Kids do say and do the darndest things!
1 comment:
Blah ha ha! Hell Kitty! That sounds like a completely different character. I love it.
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